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baddiemisslexie:

olivernotoliver:

You taste better when your friend is sucking your titties and draining daddy’s balls

Mmmm taste the lust

pinene:

occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:

pinene:

occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:

I hate calling in sick I don’t want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I’m camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

you ever know someone and you think “god i love you. i wish we could’ve known eachother when we were carefree and 11. i wish we could’ve played together as kids”

a friend of mine walked me through their childhood diaries and god i wish i could’ve given them a hug. i wish we could’ve played with stuffed animals together

uranium:

uranium:

the secretary kitten heels impact me exactly the same as the nurse hair clips in that both make me feel as though i have just been whacked in the face with a sledgehammer and i get sick to my stomach with some unidentified emotion

i need to go to the hospital

fraggled:

Gonzo is so expressive I love whenever something happens and his puppet just goes “👀”

memewhore:

red-mercer:

adventures-in-asexuality:

memewhore:

#this is a dog committing what are obviously cat crimes - azzandra

Another case where the camera was clearly set up to figure out how the little shit was pulling it off

olxwxa:

JADE WEST and BECK OLIVER in 4.03, “OPPOSITE DATE”

stars-bean:

Poison Ivy (1992) dir. Katt Shea

the-aefe:

bisexualcryptkeeper:

bisexualcryptkeeper:

bisexualcryptkeeper:

the-bear-woman:

the-bear-woman:

the-bear-woman:

the-bear-woman:

The Australian Ballet is doing Alice in Wonderland again and on one hand I’ve seen it before, and on the other, their Queen of Hearts has my favourite costume in anything every

It’s just this and her court pushes her around the stage on wheels and every act it gets taller until she towers over everyone

Also in act 3 (I think) it swings open at the front and her husband is sitting inside reading a newspaper

I saw this again on Tuesday so here are some things I’d forgotten about:

• This is the only Alice adaptation I’ve ever seen that doesn’t cut the caucus race
• The mad hatter wears taps throughout and it’s so jarring and surprising it’s perfect
• The executioner shadows almost everyone who dances with the Queen
• Lewis Carroll is a character in the ballet and becomes the white rabbit who leads Alice into wonderland which is bad and wrong because Carroll is the dodo but does work very well
• They started dropping rose petals from the ceiling onto the audience when Alice looked through the door to the garden and it was utterly magic
• The Cheshire Cat is made of about 10 different puppets that dance around the stage

• Which reminds me Alice is styled after Alice Liddell rather than the John Tenniel illustrations
• I don’t think the king of hearts actually dances he just wanders around looking confused

here’s a video

more. (btw this is a parody/reference to the very famous “rose adagio” from sleeping beauty)

the Caterpillar is pretty neat too

(all of these videos are from the Royal Ballet’s productions in 2014 and 2017)

Finally an adaptation that makes feel like I’m going to have stroke, it’s perfect

dabidagoose:

gwyoi:

So do seahorses read fpreg.

muppethole:

muppethole:

i think we should all go back to carrying cheap little plastic mp3 players that look strangely edible and only hold like 200 songs

listening to unwritten just as natasha bedingfield intended

hemmehhem:

I’m a simple girl wirh simple needs.

I just need hugs, snacks, to be impaled on a woman’s cock while she slaps my face and makes me say “Thank you mommy ♡” everytime. Only cumming after she stuffs me full of her seed~